Sunday, September 07, 2008
CHURCH WAS QUITE FUNNY. Haha, um today only JAMIE(good ol jamie) turned up for cell.
Evelyn went for service cuz of her leg,
Faith was studious and couldn't wake up cuz she burnt the midnight oil,
Alison jetset somewhere because the tone was some international server thing when i called,
Sarah went to her friend's church,
the rest of the normal people who don't come, fufilled their weekly duty.
Um first, I got to church at the usual early early time. 9. So obviously nobody showed up. Church was pretty empty cuz I think all the cell leads were at the Youth Leaders Ministry Conference in Malaysia. Including Ming Xiu. So no cell, so it was reallly empty. Then Rachel's brother came up to me to pass me the ball. Which was quite weird.
Yes and finally after a half hour of waiting, Grace came. And we waited really long for the others to come. But with the pathetic numbers we might as well have totally given up on playing.
We were supposed to play captain's ball. with Sarah's sis' cell, but their share of girls weren't very showy either. Haha, only rebecca and geraldine. No vicky. Mm. So in total, there were 7 girls. So we couldn't really play Cap's ball against each other.
Soooo, we invited Jian Hao's cell to join us. Ummmm. We had to play against them. and were seriously outnumbered, really i think we need to credit guys for coming to cell, the girls are so... irregular. ): But the males always seem to have cell. SO ANYWAY. we lost to them. Obviously. Hi, outnumbered. and Guys. yeah so we lost. And then our cell leads were like, Okay nevermind. We'll ask another cell, then we can split.
And then ANOTHER cell came. Another GUYS' cell. grahh. So we were outnumbered SO BAD. Because this particular guy cell was HUGE. like double our size, plus Jian Hao, the guys tripled the number of girls. So we had to split, like 1,2,1,2 etc. But it didn't work. Cuz we didn't know who was in our team and stuff.
The guy cell lead was like "EH THROW TO THE GIRLS LAH, DON'T ANTISOCIAL"
The reply?
"eyy, how to throw to them? We don't know who's in our team! they all look the same!"
EH PLEASE. 4 girls. FOUR. and our hair is all different. And we're wearing different coloured shirts. And all the guys with what, the same crew cut and stuff, and WE look the same? suuuure. Okay if you say so. Heh, you know what? i think jian hao should quit band and play netball. HAHAH! Okay okay, i'm just kidding.
Um, so anyway, the other team thing didn't work out. SO... We played a four way game. HAHA CRAZY YKNOW! we had four chairs/captains/goalies and Jian Hao's cell was one team, the gigantic cell split into two (HEY! SPLITTING OF CELLS) and the girls were one team.
And of course I think sec one boys still believe in cooties or whatever... Anyway, we didn't really get to touch the ball (Wow if Sarah came, the ball would have been ours for hours) But then we had to rotate like the throw ins. So we just waited for the other guys' teams to fumble, and the ball would eventually get to us. And nobody would bother blocking our post, or marking us. Cuz yknow, cooties?
So yup we won the game without even trying to fight for the ball. but Jamie was goalie, and finally some guys started defending our goal. And then er, haha. let me tell you, you really don't want sweaty guys defending you and they're all heaving and huffing and puffing and they're being tall and all. Just not nice. Especially when they jump for the ball and tread all over your toes.
Nice. And I especially luhhve it when they go exhaling in your face. Grahoos. But they should have this mixed cell thing every month or something. So Jamie and I can get good laughs out of it. SERIOUSLY! Guy dialogue, it's interesting. Cuz their maturity level is similar to that of 6 year olds.
"STOP ACS-ING LUHHH, YOU."
(I think ACSians a lil too patriotic eh?)
the response was "SHUT UP LAH, YOU RAFFLES IDIOT"
orrr horrr.
Then those stupid discriminants against smaller shorter boys. (TWINS)
The boys were playing rough ball near the goal post, then one of them were like
"EH WATCH OUT! THE
BROTHERS ARE THERE"
ahaha. Sorry lah, really funny, you had to be there. And then Russell (Rach's brother) had no cell i think, and found their family basketball being thrown around amusing... So he just sat at the goal post with his ipod in his ear and started playing the guitar. MALE CHEERLEADING. yea.
Haha. I love Jamie. :D And geraldine thought i was sec 2!):
Worship was cool. There was no band. Cuz of the YLMC thing again. So nigel just played solo guitar with two backup singers. And I must say I love acoustics. Its worship in it's simplest form. And very fitting to sing Heart of Worship. :D And sermon was quite chim. But nevertheless, good. WE MUST HAVE DYNAMIC FAITH OKAY PEOPLE. not dead faith.
ACT on the word.
oh and after church, we went to Anchorage. And bought cheap stuff at the Billabong outlet. The variety isn't very much. But the stuff is like 50%/70% off, too good a sale to miss. mmhmm. I had lamb again. HAHA. cuz last night we went to Chiro's to eat. it's really good. Free range chicken. Yeah bby. Haha Sarah should totally have come! kickass.
Argh don't read this, this is BARELY done. Got carried away watching so you think you can dance on youtube.
Ciao guys, i've got school tomorrow.
OH SHIT.
Chinese oralll.
gah. ciao.
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